The Zombie Survival Guide
Finished On: - 7th May 2008
This book should be amazing. Its about Zombies. Its a survival guide for the end of the world. Surely, it shouldn’t fail?!
Unfortunately it just doesn’t hit the spot. Its not funny. Its not clever. Its not even that accurate when regarding actual facts (like desert survival and plastic guns!).
The thing is, I was expecting a humourous book about how to best despatch a zombie and how to live like a bear. Instead I got some half arsed attempt at cleverness (they are zombies because they have the zombie virus, its called sonamblahblahblahium because, get this, they look like they sleep walk hahahaha) and a load of stuff I already knew.
For example - did you know that buses are not that good at driving through muddy fields?! Did you know that guns fire bullets?!
Also, and perhaps I missed the point because the whole thing seems quite american, where the fuck am i to get AK47’s from at the end of the world? Essential kit apparently.
Poor.
Filed by Kieran at May 7th, 2008 under Books