Lindsay Lohan - When Will It End?
Posted by Kieran - 10/04/08 at 06:04:07 pmFully aware of the old adage “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”, everyones favourite not-quite-a-teenager-anymore crackhead Lindsay Lohan has hit gold with her latest plan to get back into the limelight (after snorting drugs off any white surface that was nailed down).
She’s going to get naked - she’s going to join the oldest profession in the world and go full frontal for cash. And it gets better…
She’s going to drop her kecks for the relatively modest (hahahaha) sum of £40,000 (about $10) in order “to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”
I shit you not.
An insider told The Sun:
“Lindsay doesn’t care she’s getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.”
Another source added:
“She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”
Finally once her faff has been distributed around the world in high-def she’ll be releasing another album.
Says she:
“I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue-meets-Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it.”
Can’t wait.
(And no shitbeaks, I don’t read the Fascist Mail Daily)
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