Getting Connected To Dead
Sometimes I wish I had a warrant card and was a fully paid up member of the filth - I’d spend all day cruising the roads looking to take down muppets swerving with reckless abandon between lanes, cutting people up and braking far too late all because they’re yapping away on their mobile phones, hand glued to ear.
I’d also ruthlessly pursue all those with bluetooth earpieces, because they look like dickwads.
In ASDA last week we saw a guy noisily concluding a business deal whilst buying smoked salmon. Obviously he was trying to give over a sense of importance. I mean no one else in their right mind would be screaming down their bluedick ear piece concluding a sale in the middle of a supermarket. Unfortuately he just came across as a dickhead, mainly because he’d just sold 20 cases of sunglasses to a chain of £1 shops. BIG BUSINESS!
Filed by Kieran at March 4th, 2008 under Blog, Fun, Photography